I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS! by kogatheewolfdemon, journal
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAAAUUUSE!
wait, no. That doesn't make sense, I don't actually train my Pokemon, nor do I catch them. I specially pick out specific ones, then through several clicks and drags, alter their EV stats, making certain stats more effective and more plentiful, as well as pick from any moves it can learn, any singular item, any ability, any nature, and make it perfect for me. I can even make it shiny or standard, depending on my preference. I then give it a fancy name, and lather, rinse, repeat 5 more times!
(The joke is that I'm talking about the online Pokemon battle simulator, Pokemon Showdown!